Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Anti Joke

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