- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did? Yes

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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