- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Blacks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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