YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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