- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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