what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Robin, get in the batmobile

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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