- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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