Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Error 37.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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