- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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knock knock There's no door

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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