- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy Popcorn

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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