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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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