A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Racial Equality

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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