- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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