Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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dry handjob

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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