In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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