Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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non poop

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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