- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

LO AND BEHOLD!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

mitchell palmer sucks

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Mahmy

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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