Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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