Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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I love you

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Fat people

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Anti Joke

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