- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

robin, get in the car.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Kevin and Ramin

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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