- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

No!

diarrhea.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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