- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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