- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

fava beans

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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