- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Take part of what?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What walks on it's hands My uncle

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

This is funny.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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