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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Religion.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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