Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Hello.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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