- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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