- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Your're racist.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

you suck

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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