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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

an american walks out of a strip club.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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