- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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