Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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