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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Stop. Seriously stop.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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