- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Gus's mom

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

A black student graduated High School

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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