- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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