- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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