a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Well this is pointless.....

you dint have to be a jew matt

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

You were born.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

I'm Polish.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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