- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

hi penis ham telephone

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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