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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Women's rights

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Anti Joke

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