A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Prostitution is bad.......

being sober in a bar fight

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

LO AND BEHOLD!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What do I hate? people

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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