A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Anti Joke

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