- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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