- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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