- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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