Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

12/23/2012

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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