Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What do you call a black man? A person

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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