What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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hey justin

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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