Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

A man walks into a bar

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Roses are red, yup.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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