Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Knock knock *open*

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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