What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

anal seepage

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

jd and zach loves vigina

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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