Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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