- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Good afternoon.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

hey hey apple

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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