- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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