- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

vote this down and i will DOX you

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Justin Bieber.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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