what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

knock knock Goodbye

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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