- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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