- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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