Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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