- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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