- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

João Duarte reads this.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

I had a submarine.... once

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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