2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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