Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

wanna hear a joke? yes

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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