- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

This is funny.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

you dint have to be a jew matt

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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