What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

why was the cat black it was a black cat

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