How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Horse.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Your mums a potato

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Anti Joke

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