Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

White men's rights

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

John Cena

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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