Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

The WNBA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

John Cena for president

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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