I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Casey Anthony kills a baby

I named my son ps2 controller

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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