What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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SHUT UP JP

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Mitt Romney

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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