Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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The WNBA

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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