- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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