- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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