- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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