- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Womens rights

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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