- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Prostitution is bad.......

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Im gay What about you

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do I hate? people

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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