If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

kushagra tyagi

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...