- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What is the meaning of life? 42

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Oh, go away

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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