- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

I had friends on the Death Star.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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