- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your guys names?

Homonyms should be band.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

joke under this line wins _________________________

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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