Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Urban ghettos

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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were at work systems r down

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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