one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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