- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Women can vote? WTF

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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