- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Justin beiber..

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A bar walks into a man

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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