What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

White men's rights

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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